February 9, 2011

Alfresco Lovin'

As usual, the National Park Service is pushing the boundaries of decency with its latest press release. Must be all that fresh air - those guys are on the edge. My spam filter just melted. Anyway, I give you, in unedited form, the first para of their Valentine's Day promotion:

“As Valentine's Day approaches, many strive to plan romantic activities or getaways. This year, instead of the traditional gift of chocolates and flowers, treat yourself and your loved one to a memorable and intimate experience in your national parks. Whether it's a destination up the road or across the country, you will find world-class vistas, scenery and activities that provide the perfect setting for an unforgettable Valentine's Day memory.”

Oh, Smokey!

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